March 2012
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deathbydream answered your question: Ever eat chips? Out of the bag? With a spoon? Like…
No. What kind of monster are you? You’re supposed to revel licking the chip dust from your fingers. DUH.
First, I’m un-American! Then, I’m a monster! But if you feed me, do I not nom? If you tickle me, do I not lol? We are, in fact, the same! But my fingers are cleaner! The cleanest, even!
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auralust replied to your post: localcreature answered your question: Ever eat…
I did this in elementary school with Cool Ranch Doritos…
It works best with Doritos! Great minds eat alike, yes?
localcreature replied to your post: localcreature answered your question: Ever eat…
Interesting enough, but wouldn’t it be easier to tilt the bag into your mouth after crushing said chips?
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localcreature answered your question: Ever eat chips? Out of the bag? With a spoon? Like…
With a spoon? Just what kind of chips are you eating?
Normal potato chips. I could use my fingers but I don’t feel like washing my hands. Plus, a spoon makes shoveling easier.
……. you see, it could work with almost any chip as long as a spoon is big enough. You just crush the bag a...
lapinchebruja answered your question: Ever eat chips? Out of the bag? With a spoon? Like…
No. THAT’S UNAMERICAN.
FUCK YOUR LIES! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW SATISFYING IT IS. PLEASURE IS AMERICAN, ISN’T IT?
Ever eat chips? Out of the bag? With a spoon? Like a weirdo?
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Dan got a 2.47% raise.
Dan is a happy Dan.
February 2012
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Is there anything more troubling than a court that won’t allow DNA testing for a potentially innocent person on death row?
Oh, wait; there is something more disturbing: the thought of the real killer getting away with their crime at the expense of an innocent person.
I’m sickened.
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Song revision successful.
First time I’ve worked on my solo project in weeks. I’m currently trying to revise a song to fit my current vision better. I guess it’s going well?
windhaven:
screamingwhores replied to your post: screamingwhores replied to your post:…
IF EMOTION IS CHEST HAIR THEN I AM A SAD PANDA
LOOK AT THIS PANDA. IS THIS PANDA SAD?! FUCKNO.
I BEG TO DIFFER.
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Back on furlough at work until May. I’m down to 28 hours a week. Oh well.
Aced a quiz in psyc and handed in (what I hope will be) an A paper in comp. Monday’s responsibilities have been conquered.
Now I may nap because I fell asleep at late o’clock last night / this morning. I don’t know.
My webcam from 2004 isn’t compatible with Windows 7….. should I not be surprised?
I don’t even know if it’s worth buying a new one. I seldom take pictures of myself.
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I've come to learn that
exhumedmorrison:
happiness isn’t measured by our laughter or the amount of good things that happen to us, but our ability to capture what makes us smile and appreciate the blessings we already have.
Fuck yes.
Real men drink while they cook.
I’m experimenting with Xingu…. not experimenting as in ‘using it to cook.’ No, no; I can barely boil water. Rather, experimenting as in ‘I’m taking a vay-kay from my stout fetish to try a black beer.’
Not bad.
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lapinchebruja answered your question: Want to have an existential cell phone crisis? …
Why do these things exiiiist. Ughhhhzhjashj
¿Porrr quuuueeeee~~?
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Want to have an existential cell phone crisis?
Get a cell phone that was hip in, like, 2007. Use it for two-and-a-half years. Lose it on your way to work. Spend the next eight hours wondering if you were dumb enough to put it on the roof of your car before you drove to work. Contemplate if you’re willing to upgrade to a modern phone and shell out obscene amounts of money for a service you...
Boom, five extra credit points in my psychology class! That was an easy paper to write. I’m slowly making up for the 80 I got on the first exam. I didn’t anticipate that this class would necessitate actual effort.
At least I’ve been able to study during work this week. Free time at home has been really tight lately. I haven’t been able to play or write music in weeks.
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exhumedmorrison answered your question: Do you think Ents knock on wood? Rocks, maybe?…
they knock on dead elf bodies.
Sounds messy. That would also necessitate dead elf furniture for knocking at a moment’s notice.
I like it!
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I just finished booking a flight, hotel, and car. This is going to be so fucken awesome.
I have to be up at 10AM for an appointment at a salon….. I can explain: a woman I work with has a daughter that works at the place. She forgot to tell me that they stop doing haircuts after 12PM. I swing by the establishment at 1:30PM to find a room of disenchanted hairdressers ready to call it a day....
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Bang bang; I shot you down…
Bang bang; you hit the ground…
Bang bang; I shot my homework dowwwwnnn~!
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windhaven:
Congradulations to screamingwhores, the first winner of the Windhaven’s Tumblr Appreciation of Brillinat Ideas Award.
I’d like to thank my mom, my dad, radios for their flammability, and Windhaven! This is the proudest moment of my career in brilliant ideas!
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